December 12, 2008 Bonus Blog Post
This just in on the car bailout impasse:

"With the Southern Republican Senators having in the past made their successful overtures to BMW (Germany), Nissan (Japan) and voting against Detroit, it’s a bit interesting. We northerners are now being repaid by the evil triumvirate of the previously vanquished, the Japanese, the Germans, and the South. We’re getting our come-uppance."

—Gordon Smith, Pogo Distributing

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