Headlights & Taillights: They Don't Make 'Em Like That Anymore!

 February 17, 2025

   Our online creative meeting went very well yesterday. I posted a Dan The Man Smartass Bozecard on Facebook and asked our friends there to weigh in with a decent punchline. We got 57 suggestions and here are my three favorites:

"They don't make 'em like that anymore."

—Scott Oakley

"They went thattaway!"

—Julie Smith

"Headlights & Taillights"

—Wayne Stevens

   Dan The Man liked two of these so much, he combined them!

Headlights & Taillights

They don't make 'em like that anymore!

(thanks everyone for the great input)

Everyone who submitted a punchline will get a free BozeCard. Email me with your mailing address to bozebell@twmag.com

"A fun fact: A person born during the first season of Saturday Night Live could today be easily dead of natural causes." Steve Martin kicked off the SNL 50th anniversary special Sunday night with a monologue in which he made jokes about topics ranging from his age to President Trump’s decision to rename the Gulf of Mexico. Following an opening performance by Paul Simon and Sabrina Carpenter of Simon & Garfunkel’s “Homeward Bound,” Martin took the stage to introduce himself as SNL‘s “newest diversity hire” and to deliver the monologue, which he joked is “traditionally the weakest part of the show.”

Poll Shows Increasing Number of Voters Blame Founding Fathers for Starting America

—The Onion, we fired our fact-checkers and passed the savings on to you!

   And, here's one more BozeCard for the road:

   Only the service station attendants with the most experience knew where all the hidden gas caps were!

"It's not what you look at, it's what you see."

—Old Vaquero Saying