When I was going to college I played in quite a few Country bands and I saw some pretty amazing dancing, that is, if you call extreme Horndog behavior "amazing dancing."
Daily Whipout: "Boot Scootin Booty"
Of course being in a band gave me a good view of the floor, where dirty looks and ass-bumpin' got equal time.
Daily Whipout: "The Bandstand Evil Eye"
And, of course, the best honkytonk joint for miles around was this little joint:
Daily Whipout: "Pulling Into The Parking Lot of The Heatwave Cafe"
But the one girl everyone wanted to see came in late almost every night and then closed the place:
Daily Whipout: "Honkytonk Sue, The Queen of Country Swing"
"It wasn't God who made honkytonk angels."
—Kitty Wells
