June 17, 2025
You can imagine my surprise when I opened the Amazon box 24 hours after the expiration of Father's Day to discover a T-shirt with an empowering two word message.
At that moment, all of the symptoms flooded back to me. It was so obvious, how did I not recognize the warning signs?
• She often introduces me as "arm candy."
• Not once in 47 years of marriage did she ever say, "I wish you were better looking."
• I heard her once brag that I sometimes take out the trash without her having to ask me to do it!
• She never made me wear a Brad Pitt mask during sex. Okay, maybe that one time.
Believe me, there's other telltale signs, but I don't have time to make them up.
"Married people live longer because they can't afford to die."
—Old Vaquero Saying
No comments:
Post a Comment
Post your comments