A Good Day to Finish Some Whip Outs

 April 26, 2024

   I have several hundred—perhaps close to a thousand!—unfinished paintings in my studio and I very often run across one of them in my quest to find something else, of course. And I pick one up and think to myself, "I think I can improve this," and so, rather than find what I was originally looking for, I take a detour into, what Kathy calls, the Salvage Department Syndrome (she is a therapist and should know). 

   And, as you might guess, sometimes the magic works, and sometimes it doesn't.

Daily Retweaked Whip Out:

"Reachin' For Iron"

(Actually from a reference photo of Flint Carney pulling a pistol in front of the garage.)

Daily Retweaked Whip Out:

"Jesse In Darkness"

   During the Civl War, Missouri Bushwhackers carried as many as five, or even six, pistols.

Daily Retweaked Whip Out:

"Jesse James In Hell"

  An actual photo of just a smattering of my unfinished boards.

Mucho Daily Un-Finished Whipped Outs

(in a bin and stacked against the wall)

Meanwhile. . .

Opening Sequence of The 66 Kids Road Show

   A wide shot of Long Valley, west of Seligman, Arizona, just off old Route 66.

   Narrator: "In the beginning the road was just a path and trod by mocassin-clad-feet. Then came the camels and the stages and the freighters and then creeping on the scene a smattering of Model Ts, but after the second world war a seismic change happened."

   The camera slowly pans around until we see a narrow two-lane highway packed with classic 1950s and 60s American iron, rolling across the valley, bumper to bumper.

Craig Fouts Found These BBB

Billy-centric pen and inks

in Washington State.

      At some point it's going to be. . .

Daily Whip Out Sketch: "Adios!"

But, until then. . .

Whip Outs In Progress

(at 4:14 p.m.)

   Don't get me wrong, this is pure fun.

"I have learned that to be with those I like is enough."

—Walt Whitman

Blues Guy Spreads Joy, Comps Tickets

 April 25, 2024

   Got a call yesterday from this blues guy I know who was following up on getting one of my Billy the Kid books sent out to a desert recording studio in Tornillo, Texas where he was laying down some tracks. He went on to say he was playing in Prescott Valley that night and if I knew anybody who might want to see the show to give him the word. So I put in a request for Stuart Rosebrook, his wife Julie and his daughter Kristina (it was her birthday) and they went to the show and landed in the 14th row.

The Reverand W. F. Gibbons

(Photo by Stuart Rosebrook)

"Lord take me downtown, I'm just looking for some comp tickets."

—A Longtime Editor of True West

   What was it like growing up on a famous highway? Well, we had the fastest cars and the prettiest, beehived babes the world has ever seen.

Beehive Supreme

One guy who still loves a good beehive.

The 66 Kid

"Comedians are now held to this high standard. It's so weird. We're talking about serious subjects, and people go, 'I wonder what the clowns think? Has anyone asked the clowns about it?'"

—Neil Brennan, on his Netflix special Crazy Good

The Girl In The Flatbed Ford

 April 24, 2024

   Once and for all, who was the girl in the flatbed Ford? You know, the one who slowed down and took a look at the hitchhiker, Jackson Browne, in Winslow, Arizona back in the early seventies?

A 1970 Flatbed Ford

   Kathy taught at Moon Mountain Elementary School back in the seventies and one of her fellow teachers was from Winslow and claimed to be the girl in the flatbed Ford. In my mind, she fits the bill and I have always believed her story and when I hear the song I see her face and, it makes me smile. She was, and is, a cutie, who married a prominent judge.

A convincing, but unconfirmed

photo of the girl in the flatbed Ford

"300 people, or more, stop for photographs every day at the corner to take photographs with the statue of Jackson Browne. On holidays and weekends it's non-stop."

—Stephanie Lugo, a board member of the Standing On A Corner Foundation

Class Dismissed & New Billys Framed

 April 23. 2024

   Spoke via Zoom yesterday to an Ann King class of Art & Visual Communcation kids at Mohave County Community College. Mostly Kingman kids with some from Bullhead and Havasu. Always enjoy talking to eager young artists.

   Meanwhile, got a couple more Billy paintings framed for the upcoming art show in Lincoln. Can you spot them?

New Billys Framed (plus a Lovely Linda)

   Great interview with Jerry Seinfeld in the Hollywood Reporter. He was talking about his new film "Unfrosted" which will be released on Netflix next month. He talks about how the experience was new to him. "I thought I had done some cool stuff, but it was nothing like the way these people work. They're so dead serious! They don't have any idea that the movie business is over. They have no idea."

   Jerry goes on to say, "film doesn't occupy the pinnacle in the social, cultural hierarchy that it did for most of our lives. When a movie came  out, if it was good, we all went to see it. We all discussed it. We quoted lines and scenes we liked. Now we're walking through a fire hose of water, just trying to see."

   Had lunch at the Grotto today with two of my favorite long time employees today. We laughed and laughed about the good times and the bad. 

The Grotto Crew:

Sheri Riley Jenson and Rebecca Edwards

   Sheri has been with me for 16 years and Rebecca for 12. When it comes to being a good manager, I agree with David.

"We assume we are being judged on our competence, but mostly we are judged on our warmth. Ethical leaders communicate a joyfulness in what they do and attract followers in part by showing pleasure." 

—David Brooks

Rumble City Mahem

 April 22, 2024

   Hey mama, look at me, I'm on the way to the promised land. . .

Rumble City Mahem

   Not to beat a dead horse, but that is my mama on the hood of that '56 Fairlane and I have Dan The Man to thank for swiping her off the hood of a '32 Dodge.

Bobbi Guess on the hood of

her dad's new Dodge Pickup

out at the Diamond Bar Ranch

in Mohave County, Arizona

1933

   Of course, not everybody loves this stuff like I do and sometimes I get push back, even hate mail. But I take solace in knowing what that really means.

"It's good to know who hates you, and it's good to be hated by the right people."

—Johnny Cash

Three Billys at The Back Door & J. R. R. Tolkein at The Front Door

 April 21, 2024

   As mentioned yesterday, we are in the planning stages of a Billy the Kid Art Show & Confab in Lincoln on July 12. I found out from the new owner of the Ellis Store, Amy, that because of severe termite damage they had to refurbish the room the Kid allegedly stayed in and she wanted to know if I might like some of the salvageable wood for an art frame?

Daily Reworked Whip Out:

"Billy at The Backdoor of The Ellis Store"

(I added a period vest and a smirk)

   Now imagine this piece framed with the floorboards that Bonney actually walked on. If you ask me, I think that is a couple steps beyond groovamente!

   Meanwhile, my favorite Aussie Bastard, James B. Mills, who is as much of a period snob as I am, weighs in, saying, "I'd go with the painted visage [below]. It has some shadowy enigma about it, which is appropriate for Bonney." Or, as one BtK tintype expert phrased it, it looks like  "enraged mud turtles crawling on a ferrotype wash." Or, something like that.

Daily Reworked Whip Out:

"The Shadowy Enigma of Billy

at The Backdoor of The Ellis Store"

   Meanwhile, my grandson Weston prefers this one:

Daily Reworked Whip Out:

"Billy In An Above Ground Swimming Pool

at The Backdoor of the Ellis Store"

   Yes, my Canon printer ran out of ink in the middle of the run and, well, that's what it looks like: Billy the Kid up to his waist in an above ground swimming pool, at the back door of the Ellis Store.

Every hat I love is in this picture.

Mexican Revolution Soldados, circa 1915

   I especially dig the guy, at lower left with the swept back surgarloaf and the spoiler backfin and black shirt. I want to see this guy move, in a film about the true story of Pedro Pasqual.

Daily Whip Out:

"Pedro Pasqual's Sugarloaf"

Daily Whip Out:

"Pedro Heads Out to Meet His Fate"

      And, I don't see this as some fruity allegory either. This will not be a story that reveals a hidden meaning. With this I am on the side of Tolkein.

". . .I cordially dislike allegory in all its manifestations, and always have done so since I grew old and wary enough to detect its presence. I much prefer history, true or feigned, with its varired applicability to the thought and experience of readers."

—J.R.R. Tolkein in the foreword to "The Lord of The Rings: The Fellowship of The Ring"

Pump House Blooms, Ellis Store Savior & Mickey Free Characters

 April 20, 2024

   This is a beautiful time of year on the Great Sonoran Desert. Here's the view looking north from my studio.

Pump House Blooms

   An Old West Savior has arrived in Lincoln, New Mexico and she has made it her mission to revive and restore the historic Ellis Store which had fallen into major decline. Thanks to our historian compadre, Lynda Sanchez, who lives in Lincoln, we are covering Amy's efforts in the next issue of True West.

Amy Gautheir on a work break

at the historic Ellis Store

   Me and the Boys are going to bring some of our Billy the Kid art to hang in the store when she has her grand reopening on July 12. If you read this blog you know who the Boys are. I'll have more details when we get closer to the date. 

   I went for a walk with Uno this morning and ran into these two:

Fluffy and Miss Aubry Piddybutting

   I asked how her mother is doing (Bev just had surgery) and she replied, "She's doing well, she's in the yard piddybutting." I had never heard that term before. If I didn't know better, I would assume it means she is headbutting an errant ram?

Heads Up Humor Alert

   My son Thomas Charles alerts me to humor I might have missed. I try to do the same back his way.

"I was hit by a bicycle. No, it was my fault. I was standing on the sidewalk. He was a food deliverer—a third responder. Heroes delivering heroes to heroes."

—Dave Attell, on his Netflix special, Hot Cross Buns

   You know who doesn't get the respect they deserve? These guys:

Daily Whip Out:

"Mickey Free On His Big, Bad Jack"

   Of course I am referring to Jack mules and half-breed captivos who definitely don't get the respect they deserve. Besides them, or, actually, in addition to them, everyone else in my story on Mickey Free's hunt for the Apache Kid is based on real, historic characters.

Daily Whip Outs:

"My Favorite Mickey Free Characters"

   And, as you may, or may not, know, one of these real life characters begat Mitt Romney.

"Just because you were conceived in the back seat of a Jeep doesn't make you Cherokee."

—Old In-din saying

Bandido Sneer And When Jugs Iced Free Saved Humanity!

 April 19, 2024

   Had some fun with this one.

Daily Whip Out: "Bandido Sneer" 

  It's that time of year.

Prickly Pear Solamente!

Bust Shots Busted

   If you thought, like I did, that the faces on Mount Rushmore were always planned with just their heads, check out the artist's preliminary concept.

The Original Concept for Mount Rushmore

(completely busted)

Random Teasers for The 66 Kids

   Don't look now, but your past is in the rearview mirror.

warning:

(objects in mirror are closer than they appear)

   When Jugs Iced Free Saved Humanity!

Meet one of the heroes

who iced those jugs.

Number One Ice Jugger With A Bullet

 

You think you're big enough to fill this, Kid?

“Either write something worth reading or do something worth writing.”

—Benjamin Franklin

The Black Cat Cowboy Who Lost His Leg But Won The Girl

   April 18, 2024

   It's rare when horror stories have a happy ending. This is one of them.

Danny and Mary Romero

The Black Cat Cowboy

   Danny Romero is a Kingman kid who lost his leg, but won the girl. He was helping load 800 head of cattle on the Sevens, a storied ranch northeast of Seligman, Arizona, when he banged his knee on this loading chute.

The Loading Chute From Hell

   "I woke up ten days later looking up at a doctor who told me the infection—necrotizing fasciitis—was crawling up my leg an inch an hour. They took my leg and I was there for five weeks. In fact, I turned 36 in ICU. I was born on Route 66 and damn near died on 66."

—Danny Romero

Is It Too Early To Start On Volume III?

 April 17, 2024

   What is it about cheesy that sometimes can be so satisfying? Or put another way, some stuff can be so cheesy it's actually kind of endearing.

First Class Cheese? Or, So Bad It's Good?

   Sometimes cheesy is way too close to awful and sometimes classic literature is awful close to cheesy.

   Bottom line: get ready for some major cheese in The 66 Kids, Volume III.

   So, what exactly is cheesy? Basically cheesy is bad taste done so boldly it almost passes as good taste.

   Can you use "cheesy" in a sentence? Yes, a cheesy smile is wide but not sincere.

   Can you show me an example of a cheesy, goofball look? 

   Sure.

The Stifleman?

   Can you show me a photo of a certain granddaughter doing a cheesy pose?

   Absolutely.

Frances Mocks Up Some Major Cheese

Can you show me two cheeseballs who don't even mind if you call them that?

Marshall & Me Tee Hee Hee

"Two kids who have grown older but have never grown up."

—Some Critic With A Cheesy Sense of Humor

One Strange Hat: The Deep Dish Sombrero

 April 16, 2024

   Several years ago I ran across one of the strangest hat styles I have ever encountered in my many years of studying and collecting hats. 

A Bad Basket Gone Awry Sombrero?

   At first I thought it was a one-off, some weird byproduct of a basket weaver converting a wicker basket into a sombrero. But then, I started noticing more of these deep dish hats in photographs, like this one:

Deep Dish Sombrero Exhibit B

   And, then I began to spot more. . .

Deep Dish Sombrero Exhibit C

   And more. . .

Deep Dish Sombrero Exhibit D

(the dude in the doorway)

Deep Dish Sombrero Exhibit E

Deep Dish Sombrero Exhibit F

Deep Dish Sombrero?

Or a literal basket on the head of a vendor?

 

   So, what is this strange style of headgear called? Did it have a name? Was it prevalent in one region of Mexico? Did it have a function, besides shade? Who thought it was cool to wear? Why do we not see these styles in Westerns?

"I see by your outfit you enjoy being a basket head."

—Old Vaquero Saying

AI Beauty Pageant? AI-Yi-Yi!

 April 16, 2024

   The 66 Kids is in the can. It's been fun, but it is done.

AI-Yi-Yi

   Get ready for the world's first AI beauty pageant, featuring AI-generated models competing for the title of Miss AI. Unlike conventional beauty contests, this competition evaluates participants not only on aesthetics but on the technical sophistication behind their creation and their social media influence.

Miss Cringy Congeniality

(sorry, too creepy even for me)

   Meanwhile, in analogue news:

BEAUTY PAGEANT SUED FOR CHOOSING WINNER BASED ON APPEARANCE

"It is unrealistic to expect people to see you as you see yourself."

—Epictetus

Another Dan-O-Rama Panorama Orgasma!

 April 15, 2024

   Last day on book. Clean up on aisle six. Plugging holes and fixing orphans. Everyone is a little buggy (we all worked straight thru the weekend) and it doesn't help that we are in our separate silos. We miss the board on the wall in the office and, unfortunately, the chain of emails and disparate texts is a big problem and a rabbit hole of confusion, to say the least.

   Still, I love the process and what is lost in the techno-swamp is still a huge high in terms of creative collaboration. Check out this spread that Dan The Man turned this morning. Could have been a throw away doubletruck, which got left until the end, but look at this cute little puppy!

Another Dan-O-Rama Panorama Orgasma!

   I tell you, that Kingman kid has a future in design. He also colorized both bottom images from badly faded photos. A treasure all by itself. Not to brag (too much) but here's another one, just for grins.

Link Wray Paved the Way

   And, here's a cartoon I have been putting off for a month or two. Finally had the time this morning to knock it out, to plug one of the last holes in the book.

Daily Whip Out:

"When Commie Surfers And Mucous Cowboys Meet!"

   Yes, this is an homage (or, a parody!) of the Charlie Russell painting, "When Sioux and Blackfeet Meet," but you probably knew that. This is my take on the Battle of Perfume Pass, where nothing actually happened, but it just wants to look like this and perhaps in the poster for the Netflix Special it will look like this.

"Everything is historic, nothing is true."

—Old Cynic Saying