Wednesday, November 13, 2024

Negatvie Naybobs In The Land of Disenchantment

 November 13, 2024

   As you might imagine, there are tourists who go to our National Parks and are not all that impressed. A few of them leave negative reviews. Here are my favorites:


Triple B Enjoying Capitan Gap


Yosemite

"Disappointingly pointless and heartbreakingly awful. Shut it down and fire the owners."

—Kevin K.


Grand Canyon

"A hole. A very, very large hole."

—Ken B., Tucson


Grand Tetons

"Could be better. Mountains were blocking the sunset."

—Evan Josiah



Death Valley

"Not a fan of finding nothing in the middle of nowhere. It's like visiting a giant litter box."

—Andy Hobbs


Big Bend

"Too many rocks."

—Angel Bueno


Petrified Forest

"One huge nothingburger."

—Jordan Halvorsen


Bonus Petrified Forest Comment

"Basically it's a knockoff of the Badlands. They should pay you to enter the park."

—Rob Sims


White Sands

"It was too sandy."

—Josie


"Golly, what a gully!"

—Teddy Roosevelt, seeing the Grand Canyon for the first time

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