November 13, 2024
As you might imagine, there are tourists who go to our National Parks and are not all that impressed. A few of them leave negative reviews. Here are my favorites:
Yosemite
"Disappointingly pointless and heartbreakingly awful. Shut it down and fire the owners."
—Kevin K.
Grand Canyon
"A hole. A very, very large hole."
—Ken B., Tucson
Grand Tetons
"Could be better. Mountains were blocking the sunset."
—Evan Josiah
Death Valley
"Not a fan of finding nothing in the middle of nowhere. It's like visiting a giant litter box."
—Andy Hobbs
Big Bend
"Too many rocks."
—Angel Bueno
Petrified Forest
"One huge nothingburger."
—Jordan Halvorsen
Bonus Petrified Forest Comment
"Basically it's a knockoff of the Badlands. They should pay you to enter the park."
—Rob Sims
White Sands
"It was too sandy."
—Josie
"Golly, what a gully!"
—Teddy Roosevelt, seeing the Grand Canyon for the first time
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