Friday, February 10, 2023

Rumblin' Tumbleweeds, Family of Gas: Laughing All The Way to The Crypt

February 10, 2023

   Here's a French artist I have always admired and tried to emulate (i.e. steal from).

"At The Milliners"

 (At The Hat Shoppe)

by Edgar Degas, 1881


   Degas (pronounced Day-gah) did the above pastel at the O.K. Corral. Just kidding. What I really mean is, he did it the same year that Doc Holliday made a house call at Fly's Boarding House. This is just frosting on the cake for me. He's a contemporary of the Earps, Wild Bill, Curly Bill, the Kid and Jesse James. Just on a different continent. Degas also did self-portraits that have that Wild West, funky Tombstoner look, through and through.

Degas Self-Portrait, 1857

We've Been Tumbleweeded!

  We woke up to this sight.

Rumblin' Tumbleweeds lookin' for a fight.
 

  The crazy winds we've had for the last couple days blew all these tumbleweeds right into our front gate area. And yes, that is Uno behind the gate looking out.

Cowboy Culture

   We've been compiling old cowboy photos for an upcoming feature. Got this one from historian Janice Dunnahoo in Roswell. The caption says, "Carl Paxton on Roan Tail." Photo taken circa 1905, Sacramento Mountains, New Mexico.

"Bucker"

From the collection of Kent Taylor

photo restoration by Rance Rogers

 Back To The Humor

 If you haven't noticed by now, I tend to get my humor wherever and whenever I can find it.

Edgar Degas Self-Portrait, 1863


The Crypt of Edgar Degas

   When we were on the hunt for Vincent van Gogh in September of 2015, and traveling with the D's (Dan and Darlene Harshberger) we stumbled across the Edgar Degas crypt in a cemetery in Montmartre, which is the hipster neighborhood both Edgar and Vincent hung out in. So we looked him up and here's what we found.

Paying Our Respects to The Family of Gas

D. Harshberger and BBB at Degas crypt in Montmartre, Paris, France, September 2015
Photo by Darlene Harshberger

We found him and we had to pay our respects and we had to smirk, because, well, to a couple Kingman kids, who both received two solid semesters of Spanish from Coach Baca at MCUHS, the sign on his crypt says, "Family of Gas."

   No disrespect! Like I said, humor is where you find it, even in the City of Lights. Or, especially in the City of Lights!

 "A painting requires a littly mystery, some vagueness, and some fantasy. When you always make your meaning perfectly plain you end up boring people."

—Edgar Degas

Thursday, February 09, 2023

The Birth of The End Zonies

 February 9, 2023

   Believe it or not, we're having a KSLX reunion tomorrow night and someone posted a photograph of the End Zonies at a Cardinals' football home game and all the memories came flooding back.

A Zany Kingman Kowboy Rocks Stadium

  We had Gordon Smith on guitar and Flint Carny doing his In-din thang (far left, below) and me with my bullhorn egging on the rowdy End Zonies to reach new heights of bad taste and subhuman behavior.

That's Me With Bullhorn In Obnoxious Mode

   In 1989, the Jones, Boze & Jeanne Show was in its third year on KSLX radio and someone suggested we could lead a rah-rah fan group like the "Dogpound" in Cleveland, or the "Cheeseheads" at Green Bay to back the Cardinals in Phoenix. What would we call ourselves, our general manager wanted to know?


The Jones & Boze Show, circa 1989
"Home of The Zany Zonies"


   It was the always clever David K. Jones who immediately came up with The End Zonies, off my opening tagline in the news:

"Good morning you Zany Zonies!"

   The entire morning show team immediately agreed that was a perfect name for a group who would promote mayhem in the end zone and drive visiting quarterbacks to distraction. I immediately started sketching ideas for a logo.






Daily Whip Outs: September 4, 1989

   The cowskull with the goal posts for horns won the day. And we were an instant hit in the stadium and on the airways and all over Phoenix and we rocked that place game after losing game, until. . .we took it a paper sack too far.

The End Zonies Sacked!

   We were kicked out of the stadium and told to never return, but, of course, the Cardinals kept using the logo.
   It was fun while it lasted and some say we made our mark. Oh and a big shout out to the legendary Ralph Rippe who took all of the above treasured photos, which I have kept under lock and key ever since.

"Hit the road Zonies and don't you come back no more, no more, no morons!"
—Michael Somebody who was in charge of Cardinal homegame tickets


Wednesday, February 08, 2023

The Bizarre and Crazy Details That Led Custer to A Perfect Disaster at The Little Bighorn

 February 8, 2023

   Here is a question me and my historian friends have wrestled with for a very long time: "Why did Custer really fail at the Little Bighorn fight?"

No Beard & No Buckskin

   Of course, if you've read or listened to some contemporary musings about the fight you no doubt have heard that Custer was a psychopath, and an egomaniac, a certified nutjob—and worse–and he was lusting to be president of the United States. The attack in Montana was merely a stepping stone to the White House.

   Conversely, in the 1960s, The Custer Battlefield, as it was known then, had West Point Ride Alongs and as one of the story goes, the West Pointers rode over the ground Custer rode over and the soldiers were told what decision the Boy General made at each juncture, and the West Pointers agreed with Custer at each turn. The point being the military tactical types agreed with Custer adding that he made solid decisions. So, who's right and why did everything go south?

  It's complicated, and sometimes the answers are contradictory, but I'll try and explain how all the right moves led to the disastrous outcome. Here are the questions we need answers for:

Mysteries of The Little Bighorn

• What is the real reason Custer failed?
• Why were the In-dins better armed? Or, were they?
• Why were the In-dins so hard to spot in the battle?
• Did beavers do in Custer?

Were His Tactics Actually Solid? Paul Andrew Hutton Explains:

1. Splitting his command without knowing how big the village was, is a major, tactical error.


2. Custer had no plan, or, more accurately, he was making a plan on the fly and he was acting on impulse and his audacity and boldness had always carried the day.

3. Custer's subordinates let him down in every way. At the subsequent hearing about the debacle Reno and Benteen both testified they didn't hear any shooting downstream where Custer was being cut to pieces. Everyone else did.

The Question of Arms
   At the time of the battle U.S. troops were armed with Springfield one-shot rifles that had a range of 600 yards. 

The model Springfield 1865
was formidable because of its range


The concept at the time was to deploy infantry on horseback to the fight, then dismount, three troopers would stand and fight and the fourth would lead the horsess to the rear for safe keeping.
   Meanwhile, the Indians were mostly armed with the Winchester '73 which was accurate to about 200 yards. But then as the In-dins began to kill more and more soldiers, they deployed the purloined weapons on the troops they were fighting, so that as the battle went on the Indians were armed with better and better weapons.

A Perfect Disguise
   Custer had a previous fight with "hostiles" on the Yellowstone in 1873 and afterwards he complained bitterly to the War Department his men couldn't tell who the enemy was because most of the Indians were dressed in "complete suits of clothes issued at the agencies." So, unlike in the movies where all the In-dins are dressed in buckskins and war bonnets his troops had a hard time recognizing the enemy because they were dressed too similar to the troopers!

The White Man's Disguise
Cheyenne scouts and their wives, 1890 

Custer Was Done In By Beavers?
   One of the Indian participants, Mary Crawler, testified Custer's men couldn't cross where they wanted to because of a beaver dam. Three officers were shot at the attempted crossing, and Custer with his remaining men retreated to the ridge where he met his doom. So, it is possible Custer was done in by eager beavers. There's a movie title I'd like to see.

The 13th Horse  Custer had a dozen horses shot out from under him in his earlier Civil War career. He always acted brashly and it always worked, until it didn't. As the Old Vaqueros are fond of saying, "Your greatest strength is your greatest weakness."


   As Charles Windolph says in his memoirs ("I fought With Custer"), "we caught glimpses of white objects lying along the ridge that led northward. We pulled up our horses. This was the battlefield. Here Custer's luck had finally run out."


Two Degrees of Custer & Crazy Horse
   And, speaking of Charles Windolph, he was the last surviving trooper from the Custer troopers and he lived until 1950. He was interviewed by Robert Utley in 1947 and I interviewed Mr. Utley in 2019 about his interview with Windolph. That, my friends, is a history that spans 143 years, or as I like to say, that is two degrees of Custer and Crazy Horse!

Me And Robert Utley, 2019

In Conclusion: Everything that could go wrong, did. Everything that worked before, did not. Between the tall grass and the In-dins dressed in white-man-clothing, the tide turned slowly, then quickly, and all the training and all the warfare theories went out the window. Add to that, the eager beavers, the superior firepower and the inevitable incompetence of Custer's subordinants and you have, to coin an old phrase, a perfect disaster.


A Cut Above The Rest

   Isiah Dorman, an African-American scout with Custer, was shot and mortally wounded in the Reno fight, because, unlike the troopers, he stood and fought. Not long after, the In-din women come onto the field and start butchering all the downed troopers they could find.

   Sitting Bull rode into this scene and recognized Dorman, who was married to a Sioux woman. The Sioux chief gave the dying Dorman water and said to the women, "Leave him alone, he's a relative." The women politely waited until Sitting Bull was gone and then lopped off Dorman's head and cut him into tiny pieces.  

   If this sounds familiar, it's because most of this is my outline-script for my latest YouTube video. Here's the link so you can follow along.

Custer's Little Bighorn Failures Revealed


The Final Contradiction

"If we hadn't been led by a coward we'd all be dead."

—Company commander Charles DeRudio, referring to Reno

Tuesday, February 07, 2023

Shooting at Ghosts In The Tunnel Saloon & The Drummer

 February 7, 2023

   I have been searching for a couple scenes I had almost forgotten doing. When Craig Schepp came out last week he requested two art pieces he saw on my art website. One of them was a very murky scene I did over five years ago of a gunfight in Florence, Arizona in total darkness. Thanks to my new curator, Amy Dunn (and her "Helper" Uno), they finally found it upstairs in a flat file. Here it is.

"Shooting at Ghosts In The Tunnel Saloon" 


The Back Story of The Tunnel Saloon Fight

   On May 31, 1888, Pete Gabriel and Joe Phy faced off in the Tunnel Saloon, when Phy came through the swinging doors and drew his pistol and made a threat. The first exchange of gunfire snuffed out the lights (some reports state a lone light). And as Pete moved down the bar to confront his adversary, he kept firing through the smoke and darkness.


   The other scene Craig requested is a stark scene of a certain commander on a certain Montana ridgeline, in 1876, who may, or may not, have turned his weapon on himself.

Daily Scratchboard Whip Out:

"Custer Suicide?"


   And here's Amy and her Helper:

Finders Keepers?

   No, you can't chew on them to make sure they are real. I'm talking to Uno who.

   I also found another sketch I had forgotten about.

Daily Whip Out: "The Drummer"

   Yes, it is my son Thomas Charles.

"If you could say it in words there would be no reason to paint it."

—Edward Hopper

Monday, February 06, 2023

Jackass Irony & Fear of The Incomplete

 Februrary 6, 2023

   Still noodling coffee mug designs. Dan The Man whipped this one out this morning. A little closer to the book cover. What do you think?

Coffee Mug Design #2

By Dan The Man Harshberger

    Meanwhile, dreamed this one up last night while sleeping. Sometimes I do my best work in my sleep.

What is Jackass Irony? 

A dumb jackass watches you

on your smart phone.


   I'm returning to Mohave County where this guy made a film out at the Diamond Bar.

The Great Stone Face Meets Leaning Joshua Tree


Buster Keaton and His Co-Star Brown Eyes


   More on that, later. Meanwhile, got this from my historian friend Bob Reece.

True West front and center,

Barnes & Noble, Boulder

   Sometimes, it seems to me, the unfinished Whip Outs work better than the finished. It's almost like I fear incompleteness. Found this unfinished Whip Out and I had to abandon it because of another task, but sheesh.


Daily Whip Out:

"Changing Woman In The Wind"


"Where your fear is, there is your task."

—Carol Jung

Sunday, February 05, 2023

The Secrets to Good Storytelling

 February 5, 2023

    Drove down into the Beast on Saturday morning and had breakfast with Kathy Sue's siblings at Gallo Blanco on Pierce. I had the migas, Kath had the huevos rancheros.

The Radina Siblings Plus One

   Came home and found this guy, doing his job.

The Lifeguard

   It took me some time, but I finally finished "Story" by Robert McKee and here are my takeaways.

Lessons Learned

• "Story isn't a flight from reality but a vehicle that carries us on our search for reality, our best effort to make sense out of the anarchy of existence."

• "All stories, honest and dishonest, wise and foolish, faithfully mirror their maker, exposing his humanity, or lack of it."

• [You must embrace] "The love of duality—a feel for life's hidden contradictions, a healthy suspicion that things are not what they seem." 

• "Story is not life in actuality. Mere occurrence brings us nowhere near the truth. What happens is fact, not truth. Truth is what we think about what happens."

• "The first step toward a well-told story is to create a small, knowable world."

• "A story is not an accumulation of information strung into a narrative, but a design of events to carry us to a meaningful climax."

• "A story well told gives you the very thing you cannot get from life: a meaningful emotional experience."

• "For the purpose of story a convincing impossibility is preferable to an unconvincing possibility."

• "The music of story is conflict."

• "If the scene is about what the scene is about, you're in deep shit."

—Robert McKee

The Truth Is Not Facts Lined Up

Fifty Years Ago, National Lampoon

Classic Cover


"History is the symptom, we are the disease."

—Mao Tse-tung

Saturday, February 04, 2023

Tools & Explosives By Oxen for A Better Tomorrow

 February 4, 2023

   Got a couple great photographs from Lynda Sanchez in Lincoln, New Mexico.


Tools & Explosives Delivered by Oxen, 1900

Somewhere In Sonora


Paisanos Son Sombreros

   Another great shot of peons in huarachis and portable beds (the proverbial blanket over the shoulder). so dang cool. Thanks Lynda!

Hoodoo You Love?

   Northern Mexico and the great Southwest at this time is so evocative to me. Check out this classic Hoodoo, above. It has long fallen over (and not by human miscreants). So unique and so lonely. I think Steinbeck said it best.

"All great and precious things are lonely."

—John Steinbeck

Friday, February 03, 2023

Kathy Sue Stew & Dead Head Gunfighter

 February 3, 2023

   It's cold out here on the Great Sonoran Desert (46 degrees-BRRRRR!). So Kathy copped a recipe out of the NYTimes and man is it good against the chill. Kathy Sue's Barley Beef Stew. Yum!

Kathy Sue Stew!

   Meanwhile, the boys down at Cattletrack are moving forward on The Old Vaquero Sayings book. Here are some of my recent contenders to illlustrate the dang thing.

Daily Scratchboard Whip Outs: 

"Old Vaqueros Galore"

   And here's a reworking of one of the "galore" scratchboards:

Daily Whip Out: "Dead Head Gunfighter"


  • “Nobody owns life, but anyone who can pick up a frying pan owns death.”
  • —Old Vaquero Saying

Thursday, February 02, 2023

Oh, Women, Behave & Zapata's Steely Stare

 February 2, 2023

   Noodling some new ideas for our store and promotion for our new book. Dan The Man came up with this for a coffee mug, and, or, a T-Shirt design. What do you think?


   Meanwhile, back at the Triple B Ranch. . .

   A wider shot of the Tuesday morning sunrise. Pretty sweet, no?

   And, now from the reclamation department.

Daily Scratchboard Whip Out:

"Si. Well, You Don't Look So Skinny Yourself"

   Another reclamation project.

Daily Scratchboard Whip Out:
"Zapata's Steely Stare"

"Better to die on your feet than to live a lifetime on your knees"
—Emiliano Zapata

Wednesday, February 01, 2023

A Vaquero On Horseback Leads to Vaqueros Galore

 February 1, 2023

   In case you haven't noticed, here's a topic I can't get enough of.

Vaquero On Horseback

Don Filemon Lepe, circa 1925


   Here's proof with a couple random illustrations in my sketchbooks:












"Old Vaquero Sayings make me happy."
—BBB