Friday, February 28, 2014

Boot Scootin' Booty

February 28, 2014
   When I was going to college I played in quite a few Country bands and I saw some pretty amazing dancing, that is, if you call extreme Horndog behavior "amazing dancing."

Daily Whipout: "Boot Scootin Booty"

   Of course being in a band gave me a good view of the floor, where dirty looks and ass-bumpin' got equal time.

Daily Whipout: "The Bandstand Evil Eye"

   And, of course, the best honkytonk joint for miles around was this little joint:

Daily Whipout: "Pulling Into The Parking Lot of The Heatwave Cafe"

   But the one girl everyone wanted to see came in late almost every night and then closed the place:

Daily Whipout: "Honkytonk Sue, The Queen of Country Swing"

"It wasn't God who made honkytonk angels."
—Kitty Wells