The Secret History of The Skirt Police

 May 15, 2026

   I am so old I remember when the fashion police was an actual thing.

Mr. Colb Checks Skirt Length

for clearance to walk into my school

   Of course, a couple years later our teachers had to deal with this. . .

Invasion of The Beehive Micro Mini!

   Then, it went to this. . .

Macho Mini Man

   Of course, I know what you're thinking: how isolated was Kingman? Well, okay, smarty pants, I suppose you never heard of this fashion trend either?

The Mini-Bunched Up Underpants Look

(unlaced Adidas with shower cap headgear optional)

   This MCUHS (otherwise known as Mucous!) student look was very prevalent in the Big Sandy region of Mohave County. I tell you, those Big Sandy kids would wear the craziest fashion. And how!

   Okay, some of this is perhaps exaggerated. I never saw a guy in a mini skirt at Mucous, but there were several teachers I would have paid good money to see wearing one.

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