November 4, 2023
Here's a nightly ritual which is a total downer for me. With the remote in my hand, I scroll through Netflix, Amazon Prime, YouTube, Paramount+, Hulu and Zimbucktulu without finding a single movie I want to see. They all seem so vacuous and empty, with inane titles and tired tropes.
That's why it's time for. . .
Movies I Would Really Like to See
His mother lived in Yuma. Go figure.
She drove him to drink. And other places.
Fifties Fins and Bullet Bras Out The Ying Yang.
And beyond!
He wanted to stay up late, but his parents wouldn't let him. Then she came into his life.
The Bad Babysitter!
He hated science in school, but he wanted to learn!
They sent the brothers to boarding school to learn the White Man's ways. That was their first mistake.
Bisti Badmen!
Amen. Give me this hefty woman,
warts and all!
He was a black man on a white horse.
Bass Reeves vs. The Boss Man of Muscogee
(and the Boss Man is Nate Bargatze!)
Incredibly, no painfully obvious puns ahead.
Puss & Toots: A Love Story
The Head Hanger
Fortunately, Fred had his head held on
with his tie.
There you have it, Hollywood. Would it hurt you to deliver on at least one—or two—of these titles?
"Some people have no idea what they're doing, and a lot of them are really good at it."
—George Carlin
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