December 1, 2006 Bonus Blog
This just in:

Mr. Bell,
I have received your gay sailor fellatio paperwork.
You failed to complete Sec. 27, subsection B112, Para. 42: Political Party Affiliation.
Please resubmit the paperwork.
Until my office has received a notarized copy of the document,
pursuant to Chapter 14 of the UCMJ,
you are required to remain in the barrel.

Respectfully,
R. Hudson, PO3
Bureau of Naval Personnel