December 25, 2006
Last night we met at Grandma Radina’s house for Christmas Eve. Lots of fun. Ate too much. Got home at eleven. Big pancake brunch out here at our house this afternoon, or as Tommy calls my breakfast specialty: “Bobbie Cakes”.

Season’s Greetings From Around The World
“$1000 in your penis secret pack???!! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!”
—Red Dawg, Scourge of the West

“There is no one else in the world who would appreciate this. I am in my Naples hotel room watching MY NAME IS NOBODY on TV and in Italian. It still works. Fly home in the morning.”
—ALAN C. HUFFINES, LTC (P), GS, ChOps/OIC

“Glad to see that you can still outrebound 8th graders, and that your shooting hasn't improved a bit.”
—Charlie Waters

“Is that Ford a Mexican model or did you mix up Ford and Mercury to end up with a Grand Marquis? Here in' the states' a Grand Marquis is a Mercury. Just curious because I know that in Canada many of the names are different or mixed of what we are used to here.
—Kip Coryea

No, you are correct. It must have been an old Crown Victoria, or as my father called them, “Crown Vickies.”

“Showoff Pallbearer Carries Casket By Himself.”
—Onion 2007 Day-By-Day Calendar (Christmas gift from Deena)