June 16, 2024
Get ready for some groaners and some boners. It's my day and I intend to abuse it!
Father: I'm going to change my password to 'penis.'
Mother: I don't think it's long enough.
The Billy the Kid Bar, Mesilla, New Mexico
1951
I would be willing to bet dollars to donuts one of those cowboys is yelling, "You sure know a lot for being so damn dumb!"
Three conspiracy theorists walk into a bar. You can't tell me that's just a coincidence?
Sign at The Buffalo Chip Saloon: Now hiring people who show up.
Aunt Vivien's Crazy Predictions
"Some day my old man is going to wear his trousers so high he will have to unzip his pants to drive. Mark my words!"
—Crazy Aunt Vivien
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