Wednesday, July 29, 2026

Teasers And Trailers I'd Like to See

 July 29, 2026

   Many of the trailers (Previews of Coming Attractions) in theaters today are kind of lame to me. Here are a few concepts I'd like to see if you want to get me out of the house.

She passed as a man on the lamb.

Flora Quick Is So Sick!


They said he didn't belong there. . .

El Bastardo In Sun City


  She told everyone

she had the biggest leg in Mexico.

That was just the half of it!

The Great Western Returns


The Real El Lobo de Wall Street

He ate Wall Street brokers and

hedge fund managers for lunch!


   His wife's family was murdered by greedy Bisbee border bandits. How could he ever get even?

The Rurale
 Coming for Justice


They ventured out on the Staked Plains

without an invite.

A Comanche Welcome Party

He was close to eighty
so they thought he was harmless.

The Cranky Octogenarian


The Stage Ride From Hell!

She got off more than once.

There once was a time when walking around like a fruitcake was against the law. That's when two brave policemen took on a dangerous role.

Undercover Fruitcakes


They said he couldn't draw.

That was their first mistake.

Vincent Van Tommy Gun 

   What happens when land surveyors discover beer is nearby?

The Beer Border

    The problem with movies today is. . .


"There's only one thing that can kill the movies and that's education."

—Will Rogers

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