April 6, 2023
Here is Dan the Man's first pass at a graphic novel cover about a certain red-haired, one-eyed captivo.
"Mickey Free was a cold-blooded killer and a bad, bad man." Or, so opens the best-selling book that made him infamous. Turns out that most of that iconic book by Glenn Burns is flat out bullshit. But that never stopped all the crazy movies about his life from being made. Or, the 13 TV shows, or the comic books and the cap guns.
"Mickey was butt ugly with that one crazy eye, but for some reason the Mex girls were all crazy about him."
The Ashfork Harvey House
Rowena's Silent Gas
Rowena Skaggs went to see Doc Cartmell at his office in the Ashfork Harvey House complaining of what she called a case of “silent gas.”
“I have it constantly, but it would be so embarrassing,” she said, “if my silent gas might not remain silent during a meeting next week of my book club.”
Doc listened quietly then said, "Lady the first thing we need to get for you is a hearing aid.”
—Marshall Trimble, from "The 66 Kids" coming this fall.
"The road is the only thing."
—Old Road Trip Saying