Uno Mexican Bandito

 May 8, 2024

   Another quiet day at the beach, which is still very abandoned. Met two dogs and two people in a mile and a half walk up the beach. Here is the view last night on our walk.

Sunset on Playa Dorado

   This morning, we were out for a walk on same said beach when a Federale stopped us and said, "I'm sorry, sir, but that dog is too handsome to be on the beach." When I protested we were the only ones on the beach, El Jefe arrested me and put me in the Hoosegow (Kingman slang for the Spanish term Juzgado, which means "court of justice"). One thing for certain was it was clearly a dark jail. That night Uno broke me out of the hoosegow and he's been on the run ever since.

"El Bandito Uno"

created by the Madman Rob Mathiash,

a guitar player in the new and improved

Razz Rand

   Some of the above may have been enhanced for humor purposes.

   If you've noticed how erratic most services are today, you might be inspired by Kathy Sue's latest mantra which is to say to every service worker she encounters: "Thanks for showing up for work."

   Yes, it's getting a little sloppy out there.

   And, finally, in case we have been unaware just how far things have deteriorated:

"What [will] a newspaper movie look like today? A bunch of individuals at their apartments, surrounded by sad houseplants, using Slack."

—Mike Isikoff, investigative reporter at Yahoo