Tuesday, December 11, 2007

December 11, 2007 Bonus Bitching Blog
If I was ever on the fence about doing this blog, this email cinches it:

"I’ve not seen your blog before but had to check it out after seeing how happy the Kingman bloggers were at the prospect of your ending the BBB Blog. As a Kingman resident, I must say I have to agree with them, please stop advertising the fact that you are from Kingman. We’re really not all low I.Q redneck, racist, sexist cowboys as you would like to have people believe. However, as it is obvious that only a small group of people do read your blog and share your Nascar I.Q., it probably doesn’t matter much. It is amusing how you moan about how much work the blog is, when all it consists of is a bunch of old drawings you dug out of your garage, extended quotes from other people’s books and raves about the blog provided by your faithful readers and old high school friends. Oh, I forgot, how interesting it is to see what you had for lunch, how much it cost and who paid. The reason that no one in Kingman knew who you were at the parade and why only one person showed up at your book signing, is that you really are a nobody in the REAL world. Get it?

"If it really is just taken ‘straight from your Franklin Daytimer’ then it isn’t all that much work and by the number of ‘bonus bonus’ blogs you post, it would appear that you actually don’t have much else to do."
—Joan Walton

Being from Kingman I have often felt I'm too defensive when it comes to defending my hometown, so it's a delight to know that other Kingmanites, like you, are just as guilty as I am.


P.S. If you don't have a low IQ and I have a NASCAR IQ, does that make us Chloride cousins?

"If you see a bomb technician running, follow him."
—Old Kingman Saying

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