Happy Birthday to Dan The Man Harshberger. He's 68 today.
Speaking of birthdays, so I'm waking up and Kathy says, "You also have a birthday coming up. What do you want to do?"
And I said, "I don't know, let me think about it." She says, "69?" And I said, "That's a little more strenuous than I had in mind." And she says, "No, I meant your age." And I said, "Yes, I'll be 69."
Took another crack at paying full attention to half an ear.
"Never to suffer would never to have been blessed."
—Edgar Allan Poe