Sunday, March 24, 2019

How I Fell In Love With Heavy Metal Banjo

March 24, 2019
   First, a confession: in the past I have been on record as being dismissive of the banjo as a musical instrument and I have actually laughed out loud at the following jokes:

Q: What is the difference between a banjo and a chain saw? 

A: You can turn off a chainsaw. 

Q: What is the difference between a banjo and a Harley-Davidson motorcycle?

A: You can tune a Harley. 

Q: What is the difference between a banjo and an Uzi submachine gun? A: An Uzi only repeats 40 times.

Q: Why does everyone hate a banjo right off? 

A: Saves time.

Q: Why is the banjo player a fiddle player's best friend?

A: Without him, the fiddle would be the most hated instrument on earth.

Q: How can you tell the difference between all the banjo songs?

A: By their names.

Q: How do you get a million dollars?

A: Start off with 2 million and buy a banjo.


Charlie Poole Banjo Player Extraordinaire

   When Everything Changed: a couple weeks ago I was going to lunch at Z's Thai Palace tucked away in the back alley behind Big Bronco. As I was walking along and talking with my partner about a problem employee, I spied my old friend, Mad Coyote Joe, sitting on top of a table, outside Janey's, talking to a guy seated in a chair. As he saw me coming towards him, he broke off his conversation, and said to me, "You need to hear the banjo lick on Otis Taylor's 'Ten Million Slaves' and you will thank me later."

   I laughed and kept on walking: this is a typical out-of-the-blue Coyote Joe comment.

   A couple days later, I was between jobs, and so I Googled Otis Taylor, and, ten seconds later, I'm listening to the tune in question and I have to say, Dang! That is one fine, contagious lick!

   Now, there are two versions, one with a guitar tuned to sound like a banjo, and then the actual banjo opening.

   Here for your edification is the second lick—full on banjo—that has launched a thousand replays on my phone:

Ten Million Slaves

    I couldn't believe how cool the banjo sounded on this, and then it dawned on me that there are two more contemporary banjos that I have always loved. First, there is Eric Church's epic tune, "How 'Bout You," which is a rockin' song—"I like my Country rockin' how 'bout you?!"—and which I also love because it pays homage to AC/DC in the middle bridge, but underneath it all, it has the coolest banjo underpinning all the heavy metal guitars, and there are more than one.

  Who would have thought that the banjo and heavy metal guitar would go together so well? Not me.

   Second confession: my favorite version of the Eagles is when they had Bernie Leadon on banjo!

When The Eagles Were Cool

   So there!

"Amor con amor se paga."
—Old Vaquero Saying, (Love is repaid with love.)


  1. Thanks for the shout out BBB!

  2. Wouldn't have a thang to do with that fine, wide brimmed hat, would it?
    (Hat aside, it is a fine lick and I will be adding some of their stuff to my playlist!)

  3. Bob, have you not heard of Steve'N'Seagulls?
    My kids and I saw them last week. A Finnish heavy metal bluegrass band. What's not to love.


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