Friday, March 20, 2020

On The Road to Whiskerville

March 20, 2020
   Our cleaning lady informed us today she is working from home but she gave us instructions on what to do.

   Meanwhile, I quit shaving five days ago with a vow not to touch a razor until this is over with. Could get hairy.

Daily Whip Out:
"Off The Grid And On The Road to Whiskerville"

   Thanks to the Top Secret Writer, I revisited an old George Carlin bit that seems scarily prescient now.

Carlin On Germs

Daily Whip Out: "El Pendejo Rojo"

   He is a troublemaker, a transformer and a noble trickster. He is also the prince of chaos. Yes, this could get interesting.

   More great photos recently posted by Samuel K. Dolan on the Mexican Revolution.

Muchachos Soldados (Boy Soldiers)

Pancho Trio

   Never seen either one before. Thanks Sam.

   To help facilitate social distancing in the town of Cave Creek our town council has stationed banjo players on every other street corner to discourage public gatherings.

Who's Hiring?
   State unemployment offices, that's who.

   They said a mask and gloves were enough to go to the grocery store.

   They lied. Everybody else had clothes on.

Finally, Some Good News
   The Coronavirus has halted the release of new Cardi B music.

"Para un largo hay otro mas largo."
—Old Vaquero Saying (For every clever person, there is a person more clever.)

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