Our cleaning lady informed us today she is working from home but she gave us instructions on what to do.
Meanwhile, I quit shaving five days ago with a vow not to touch a razor until this is over with. Could get hairy.
Daily Whip Out:
"Off The Grid And On The Road to Whiskerville"
Thanks to the Top Secret Writer, I revisited an old George Carlin bit that seems scarily prescient now.
Carlin On Germs
Daily Whip Out: "El Pendejo Rojo"
Muchachos Soldados (Boy Soldiers)
Never seen either one before. Thanks Sam.
To help facilitate social distancing in the town of Cave Creek our town council has stationed banjo players on every other street corner to discourage public gatherings.
State unemployment offices, that's who.
They said a mask and gloves were enough to go to the grocery store.
They lied. Everybody else had clothes on.
Finally, Some Good News
The Coronavirus has halted the release of new Cardi B music.
"Para un largo hay otro mas largo."
—Old Vaquero Saying (For every clever person, there is a person more clever.)
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