Wednesday, July 31, 2013

Tea for Two Soiled Doves

July 31, 2013
  We are now working on our Soiled Doves issue. Going to be a fun one. We'll answer questions like these: How much did they make? How many times could they make it? And what did they do with what they made? And after they made it, how did they turn into respectable ladies? The answer to some of these will surprise you.

   Also, we are going to be running some of the best photos on the subject. Some are quite humorous, like this top shelf babe:

Got Milk? Or, Deep In Her Cups

   Mark Boardman just sent me a link to a story about Michael Jordan and how much he loves Westerns. It's on the ESPN site and here is the ending of the piece:

"The house is dark. It's almost 1 a.m., and he opens the iPad app that controls the loft's audio-visual system. Every night he does the same thing, and he does it now: Turn the bedroom television to the Western channel. The cowboy movies will break the darkness, break the silence, allow him to rest. It's just like the old days, him and Pops. Jordan climbs into bed. The film on the screen is 'Unforgiven.' He knows every scene, and sometime before the shootout in the saloon, he falls asleep."

   I'm going out on a limb here but I have a hunch Air Jordan has heard this line: "I'm Bob Boze Bell and this has been a True West Moment."

"Got up at 6 a.m. Did yoga. Ran six miles. Started lying about everything."
—Jim Gaffigan