My father was a very stubborn Norwegian, and, according to my wife, the wing nut didn't fall far from the crankshaft.
Speaking of being stubborn as a mule, I am hot on the trail of the history of Mules in the American West. And, if I have my way (see first paragraph), we are going to do an entire issue on these incredible, impotent, under appreciated, beasts of burden.
Mexican Muleteer with Armitas (leather leg coverings)
Now, unlike the American cowboy, who wears his chaps, these leather leg coverings are attached to the saddle, not the rider. I have an excellent DVD on the vaqueros of Baja and there is a sequence of a rider mounting his trusty mule and then pulling the leather wings across his legs before taking off.
Okay, here is the sequence taken from the wonderful DVD "Vaquero Corazon" (The Heart of The Cowboy) which I highly recommend:
Saddling up Armitas #1
Saddling Up Armitas #2
Saddling Up Armitas #3
Very ingenious, those Mexican Muleteers.
Thanks to Stuart Rosebrook, I was able to talk to the legendary Baxter Black the other day and we got to talking about mules. Baxter lives just down the road in Benson, and although he claims to be retired, he is busier than mere mortals like myself. Here is Baxter's take on how to stop a mule:
How Do You Stop A Big, Bad Jack?
People ask me how can you stop a mule. Well, out in California my Uncle Jack let Lon ride one of his mules. In no time they were kicked into overdrive in spite of the fact that Lon had the mule’s head pulled clean back to his boot top! The road turned right. The mule never noticed. He ran smack dab, flat into an orange tree! From Jack’s vantage point, it looked like the orange tree had been struck by lightening! A terrible crashing sound ensued as Lon flew off the mule and shot through the branches like a six-foot smoked salmon fired from a battle ship! It stopped that mule, but they say you can still see pieces of Lon’s hat, shirt and glasses embedded in the bark.
A funny bit, but to me, here's the line that kills:
"Lon flew off the mule and shot through the branches like a six-foot smoked salmon fired from a battle ship!"
Now THAT is some funny imagery and is damn near poetry, to boot. And, finally, coming full circle on the stubborn Norsky subject:
When the Norwegian explorer Carl Lumholtz was traversing the Sierra Madres with a large pack train in 1890, he heard a noise above him on the switchbacks and looked up to see a donkey with its pack on come hurtling past him, "turning over and over with astounding speed." The donkey sailed over his head, and down to a pillar of rock below him. The donkey hit the base of the pillar, then rolled over twice before coming to a halt. The donkey then got up in the midst of its scattered cargo which turned out to be a case of dynamite. Two of the Mexican packers scrambled down the slope, repacked the dynamite on the shaken but perfectly fine little donkey and led it up the trail where it pushed on "as coolly as if nothing had happened." This is from Richard Grant's wonderful book, "God's Middle Finger."
Of course, not everyone is in love with mules.
"A horse is a noble animal who performs his service with grace. A mule will wait his whole life for the opportunity to kill a man."
one of my ancestors attained the rank of mulemaster in the second Kentucky cavalry(federal).Since we are of Scandinavian/Celtic ancestry a Trumbo is perhaps the best suited person to"master'a mule,being more stubborn and cranky than said animal.May I recommend the DVD Mula in the Vaquero series for tremendous information on mules in generalReplyDelete
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My uncle had one you could ride as far as you liked. But when you started back oh boy. You were riding a different animal. That goes by the name Bat out of hell . At the end of the ride,if you made it that far. He stopped on a dime and you flow over the gate. What a rideReplyDelete
I think some of the best episodes of The Life and Legend of Wyatt Earp were the ones that feature Roscoe the mule. Shotgun Gibbs had a real love affair with his mule.ReplyDelete