Thursday, March 25, 2021

Outlaw Cowgirl And The Dixxy Don'ts

 March 25, 2021

   Who exactly is this Dixxy Diamond cowgirl? Well, she had a punk outlaw upbringing with a police record, if that means anything to you.


Daily Whip Out: "Eye of The Tigress"

   It all started with a stolen '69 Camaro and a joyride on River Road in Tucson.


Daily Whip Out: "River Road Joy Ride"

   Also been working on a little sidebar ditty. I want this crazy cowgirl to be looking out at us, wagging her finger, saying, "No. No. No." You know, like this:

Daily Whip Out: "Dixxy Don'ts"


      Or, this:

Daily Whip Outs: "More Dixxy Don'ts"

   Then underneath this snappy little logo will be pithy sayings and good advice that comes out of the mouth of Juni Fisher. I mean, Dixxy Diamond. You know, like this:

"If the pickin's are slim, don't pick."


"Don’t just give a nice horse to a kid. Doesn’t teach ‘em a damn thing."


"Horses don’t have to be expensive to be good, or cheap to be dinks."


"Button your shirt, cowgirl, this ain’t a dairy."

Daily Whip Out:
"The Dairy Queen"

"Your horse don't know how to be a jerk. He’s just tryin’ to survive you."

—Dixxy Diamond


Coming Next: Dixxy Dos

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