March 5, 2021
I've had some dogs in my day, but I can't recall one that so enjoyed just hanging out at the homestead.
That's Mister Pee Pee Head to you, Jack. Okay, he's just a puppy, but he'll soon grow out of this phase, right?
"Don't kid yourself. If he's like most Labs, he'll grow up and start behaving himself at around age five."
—Toby Orr, Old Time Kingman Compadre
Well, he's allegedly half Lab, but five years of puppyhood? Are you flippin' kidding me?!
"Frankly, you have spent well over 70 years on the planet and you've never matured, so cut him some slack."
—Another Old Time Kingman Compadre