Last night there was a board meeting of certain mysterious Hat Club board members down at Keg Steakhouse at Desert Ridge.
Hat Rule #1: "Do not touch my hat!"
An Exception to The Exception: While everyone agrees the hat comes off in church, it is okay to wear your hat in Cowboy Church, but then it comes off for the Lord's Prayer.
And the final Hat Rule Is:
Do not ever put your hat on a bed! If you find it there it has to be burned, immediately. I didn't make these rules but they were put into effect by the Hat Board, above, so get with the program!
"Sounds like a bunch of hat Nazis to me."
—Someone's wife who didn't want to go to the dinner last night