April 18, 2021
Thank heavens we have a protector standing vigilant on the wall to our entrance. Never mind that he's facing the wrong way, we feel confident we can relax, as long as sandwiches are not involved. He will most assuredly protect our home, but sandwiches left out on the table, not so much.
His stiches come out tomorrow, but a certain anal mother is always checking out his belly stitches, looking for licking damage (no cone this time).
Uno Meet Anal
I know what you're thinking: aren't you two lovebirds a little long in the tooth to be having a pandemic puppy?
You would be correct. But, we're in it for the long haul now and there's no turning back as long as our sandwiches are safe.
"The buffet is basically like taking your dog to Petco and letting the dog do the shopping. You give him your wallet in the parking lot and go, 'Here's money. Why don't you go in and get whatever you think is the right amount of dog food for you. Use your dog judgement.'"
—Jerry Seinfeld, "Is This Anything?"