When tequila talks, it says to me, "Trust me, you are a really good dancer."
More Random Tequila Wisdom
"If I had a shot of tequila for every time I thought of you, I'd be sober."
What Can Cosby Do Now?
"He can't do anything now except maybe run for president."
In Cave Creek in the old days, it was traditional to kill a snake before you went out with one.