Got this from the legendary Don Dedera:
"Boze, I woke with an INNNNN-sane dream as a result of scanning your funny little journal, a copy of which I actually paid full cover price + tax at my local Bashas' news stand. Allow me to share my idea, or refund my $."
I emailed Don back and told him I would love to hear his idea. Big mistake:
"You never know what worse luck your bad luck has saved you from."