Monday, August 09, 2021

Smoking Hot And A Killer

 August 9, 2021

   I'm not a big fan of smoking. For one thing it killed my best friend way too soon. And smoking also shortened my father's life. Still, what is it that makes it so damn sexy when attractive females do it?

Daily Whip Out: "Smoking Hot"

   I think it's what sells the cover of this best selling book.

Smoking Hot Soiled Dove

   If I'm being objective, I think it conveys something naughty, as if to say, behind all that smoke there must be some fire.

Sexy Hot Smoking Female

   Of course, I have my own smokers in the closet.

Daily Whip Out:

"Honkytonk Sue Smoking In The Corral"

   The strange thing is that it doesn't smell good, or taste good when you are kissing someone who has been smoking and it kills them sooner than later. It also hollows them out if they smoke long enough.

Let's Get It On Lunger!

Bette Davis, Still Smoking Hot?

   She exhaled for the last time in 1989 and on her tombstone it says, "She did it the hard way."

Lucille Ball crying and smoking at her daughter's wedding. She attended her own funeral in 1989.

Dean Martin, 78, too frail to get out of his car

on his own, after a lifetime of smoking.

He died a year later, of lung cancer.

 Weird. How does something that looks so vital and sexy, end up being so debilitating and deadly?

"Remember, if you smoke after sex you're doing it too fast."

—Woody Allen


  1. Anonymous4:12 PM

    Book cover model: The Valley's own Stevie Nicks?

  2. Personally, I've never found smoking sexy. When I see a pretty girl or woman smoking, it's a huge turn-off for me. When I see anybody smoking nowadays, after all we know, I think, "Really? You're that stupid?" Not sexy. Although, it did look cool in old black and white movies when the cinematographer knew his stuff. But still.

  3. Wayne Sarf5:01 AM

    I don't think Lucy's death was attributable to smoking (at least not directly).

    "I set fire to a gasper." -- Dan Turner, Hollywood Detective


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