It was two months ago today we went on full quarantine. Kathy and I went up to Bashas' grocery store in Carefree this morning. They have a special senior hour between five and six A.M. for old people to shop safely during the pandemic. A security woman met us at the door and I said, "I suppose you want to card me to make sure I'm old enough to get in," to which she said, "You do look pretty young," which is a nice way of saying, "Get your ass in here and quit hassling me you old geezer."
And speaking of Geezer-ness, someone asked how my pandemic beard is coming along.
"We're making the airplane while it's flying."
—Bill Irwin, on his new lockdown show, "In-Zoom"