Here's a story I have been wanting to tell you about for a very long time. It's a little different from my normal history stories because this one is only half-true. It's basically your job to figure out which half:
He rode out of a dust storm on the Baja border. His mission is simple: bring back Don Diego Viagra's prize horse. The only thing that stands in his way is the Mojave Desert, crazed renegades, heathen sluts, patriotic slavers, General Crook and the U.S. Army, and, one big, fat betrayal.
"To cheat wolves is to promise vultures."
—Old Vaquero Saying
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