If you want to get my wife's panties in a wad, take her to a Mexican food joint that serves black beans.
She don't like it. She will let you know.
Turns out, my wife is not alone.
"If I walk into a Mexican restaurant and I see one single black bean, I turn around and walk out. They don't belong in Mexican restaurants except in the Caribbean, but it's become this thing now, I want pinto beans, refried in lard."