Tuesday, May 01, 2018

Mojave Hilarity

May 1, 2018
   Of all the tribes along the Colorado River, in the old days, the Mojave had a wicked sense of humor to match the raging torrent that swept away their humble abodes at least once a year.

Daily Whip Out: "Mojave Hilarity"

Ear to The Ground   
   Two cowboys are riding along when they come upon a Mojave lying on his stomach with his ear to the ground. One of the cowboys says to the other, "These Mojaves are amazing. They can listen and hear things for miles in any direction." 
   The In-din looks up and says, "Covered wagon, about two miles away. They have two horses, one brown, one white. Man, two kids, all their belongings in the back of the wagon."
   Both cowboys are stunned. "How in the hell do you do that?"
   The Mojave says, "Ran over me about a half hour ago."

Mixed Marriages
   If a Chickasaw man marries a woman who is half Potawatomi and half Hualapai, what do you call their kids?
   Chicken Pot Pie.

Mojave Regret
"We are the ones who
should have built a wall."

"So the American government lied to the Native Americans for many, many years, and then President Clinton lied about a relationship, and everyone was surprised! A little naïve, I feel!"
—Eddie Izzard

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