July 4, 2021
My mother always wanted me to become a minister. Some times I think I would have made a good one.
But in my sermons, I would lean on slides and optical Whip Outs. Here's a few examples.
Daily Whip Out: "Don't Worry, Be Hopi"
Yes, my sermons would be fun and humorous. And I would spare no one.
Meet The Geezers
I have met a whole bunch of geezers in my time. Invariably, they stunned me with the things that came out of their mouths. You know, like this:
Daily Whip Out: "Oldtime Geezer"
"They don't want to work."
Daily Whip Out: "Geezer #2"
"If you ask me, they're too damn lazy."
And, then, there are the folks caught in the middle.
Daily Flashback Whip Out:
"Mickey Remembers History A Little Differently"
"Easy for you to say."
How I Would Preach About Sin
Love the sinner, hate the sin.
Daily Whip Out: "The Sinner"
And, when push comes to shove, listen to the mothers. That is where forgiveness lies.
Daily Whip Out: "Opodepe Mamacita"
"What the hell do you know, Cabrone?"