When I was going through security last Monday at the Frankfurt, Germany, airport, Herr TSA-dude demanded that I put "ze cap" in the bucket to go through the X-Ray machine. Never mind that I hate that because they always place my hat wrong side down and my $750 hat invariably gets dinged as it goes through those car wash, rubber-fringe deals. Anyway, you want to see crazy caps? I'll show you some crazy caps.
"Germans are unable to speak the German language."
—Hans Georg Stengel