Wild Bill Hickok excelled at many things. By most accounts, he was a crack shot and an excellent rider. He worked as a wagon boss and freighter, and for the Pony Express, although he was too big to qualify as a rider. He also took turns as a scout, a spy, a lawman and he even tried acting.
On a whim and a promise from his friend, Buffalo Bill, James Butler Hickok tried his hand at striding the boards.
September 8, 1873
Inexperienced and nervous, Wild Bill steps out on a stage for the first time in Williamsport, Pennsylvania. He is appearing, along with Buffalo Bill Cody and Texas Jack Omohundro, in a play written by Fred G. Maeder, called, "The Scouts of the Plains." The show bill gives us a pretty good idea of the plot:
BUFFALO BILL W. F. Cody
TEXAS JACK J. B. Omohundro
WILD BILL J. B. Hickok
PALE DOVE (wife of Texas Jack) Mlle Morlacchi
JIM DAWS, a renegade horse thief Frank Mordaunt
AUNT ANNIE CARTER Miss Jennie Fisher
ELLA Miss Lizzie Safford
LOTTA Miss Eliza Hudson
UNCLE HENRY CARTER, a friend of the scouts J.V. Arlington
NICK BLUNDER, with song and dance Walter Fletche
TOM DOGGETT, in cahoot with Daws W. S. McEvoy
EBENEZER LONGLANK. Gov't Peace Commissioner A. Johnson
TALL OAK, a Kiowa, but on the square W. A. Reid
BIG THUNDER, a Comanche Chief B. Meredith
BEAR CLAW, a Comanche Brave H. Mainhall
RAVEN FEATHER J. W. Buck
The stories of Wild Bill's discomfort on stage are legion, but the following one is a good example of his apparent inability to "pretend": Two scouts are on stage swapping yarns. A bottle of whiskey is passed between them and as each takes a swig the actor is supposed to "spout a blood curdling yarn." When it's Wild Bill's turn, he takes a swig, looks horrified, spits out the liquid and yells, "cold tea don't count—either I get real whisky or I ain't tellin' no story!" Allegedly Cody sent out for real whiskey so the show could continue. This seems almost too precious to be true, but there are others as well.
In spite of Wild Bill's discomfort, the reviews are good: "We can only say today that Wild Bill, buffalo Bill, Texas Jack and [Guiseppina] Morlacchi drew an immense audience to Music Hall last evening. The applause was frequent and hearty and Morlacchi's dancing aroused immense enthusiasm."
—The Portland, Maine Advertiser
The above mentioned Miss Morlacchi is an exotic dancer from Milan who came to the U.S. in 1867 and soon became the toast of the town (New York). Although she was squired around Manhattan by rich bachelors, including Jack Fisk, she fell in love with Texas Jack and they eloped to Rochester, New York to get married on August 31, 1873
Coming Next: Wild Bill burns the legs of Big Thunder and Bear Claw
"Turn the blame thing off!"
—Wild Bill Hickok, to the lamp man